Hallo, Hallo, Hallo, mein Leiblings!

How are you? How has your Fall been so far?
I hope it is full of magic, warmth and love.

We have had a pretty rad Fall – despite certain incidents.
Playing CMJ was awesome. Our show at Shea Stadium was a trip!
And we have so much more coming your way.

But, here we are again… :sigh:

We go on tour in exactly a month from today!!! (AAAAaaah!!!)! And couldn’t be more excited about it.

BUT, we are three unemployed artists with little to no money.
This obviously poses a problem when planning a tour.
You need money for food, gas, tolls, etc. And it could get pricey.
We would like to do it on the cheap side, if possible. But that still costs money.

Because of my recent stint in the hospital, and the fact that I was unable to work for the last month, we are broke.
I mean, not a dime, do we have. – I have put every dime I had/or raised (which, again, Thank you!) into the medical bills.
I have been looking for P/T jobs to earn a little cash, but nothing has come through. I hoped to qualify for unemployment, but just received notice, that I do not.
Thus, posing another problem for us. How are we going to raise the funds to help us tour next month?!

Well, I have a few ideas…
The big one being that; I will continue to try and find P/T jobs throughout the month.

I did however score a (as needed) office help job. Working for my Mom’s boss. So far – I’ve only worked once. But I am scheduled to go back a few more times over the month. (BUT – If anyone in the LI/NYC area knows of anything! Email me: JessicaAllynMusic@gmail.com)

And now the FUND RAISER!
We did this for the med bills and it worked out amazing. And I am ridiculously grateful to everyone who RT’d, and donated. Thank you, thank you, thaaaank youu! xxo


- Anyone who donates over $5 will get “I Am a Camera” our first EP that was released back in April as well as the two LIVE EP’s, and a pre-order for our “LIVE @ Shea Stadium” EP (when it arrives.) All for download!!!!

- $10-$20 will get you “I Am a Camera”, the THREE LIVE (Live @ Shea w/ pre-order) Ep’s, AND a pre-order on our new cd “Delusion of Grandeur.” (Release date TBA) for download.
You will hear it before anyone else does!!!

- Anything above $20 will receive all of the above, and a dvd of our “Best of” Live 2009 (created by our magical drummer Jason!!)
And HEY – I may even throw in a signed physical copy of “I Am a Camera”

**SPECIAL OFFER**:
We will pick two people who donate the most and..

– HELL! Whoever donates the most $$$$ and lives IN/NEAR NY (that we can drive to.)
We will perform a PRIVATE SHOW for you and your friends!
Throw a fucking party, we’ll be your house band!!!
We love parties! And we love YOU!!
Who could ask for anything more?!

- The person who donates the most $$$$ and is not in our traveling range - will receive a song written/recorded especially for them. We will send you the original (handwritten lyrics & signed by the whole band), a hard copy of your song, and a download. I will even create the album artwork to go with your song. And you will also get the “Best of” dvd.
We will contact you for specifics, etc.

****UPDATE 11/19/09****
EVERYONE WHO DONATES will receive a free download of “Nigeria”, our first single off the new/upcoming album “Delusions of Grandeur”. Be the first to hear a track off the album!

DONATIONS CAN BE MADE HERE:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=8668673

***Be sure to leave all your info – including Mailing address and Name when you donate.

So for a small donation – you get some really rad stuff.

We’re going on a weekend long – mini tour the 2nd week in December (10th-13th) with the lovely and insanely brilliant Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys, as well as the beautiful and haunting Jaggery.

Friday DECEMBER 11th:
Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys, Jaggery, and Jessica Allyn
@
Tommy’s Tavern
1041 Manhattan Ave, Brooklyn, New York 11222
Cost: $5
Time: 8pm

Saturday DECEMBER 12: Boston, MA!

Sunday DECEMBER 13th:
Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys, Jaggery, and Jessica Allyn
@
The Fire
412 W. Girard Ave., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19123
Cost: $7
Time: 9pm

Have you been dying to see us, but don’t live in NY? Wanna see our faces? Well we want to see yours too!!
Wanna see us next month on tour with two of the most insanely brilliant, and awesome bands? Sure you do!

So help us out! Pleaaaase!! Help us raise the funds – so that we can see your faces, sing to you, drink with you, and dance with you.

And we can use all the help you are willing to offer!

Can’t donate? – Help us out by RT’ing, spreading the word, etc.

We might need places to stay. Have a couch or a floor you’d like to share?

Food! We love food! Especially grilled cheese sandwiches (even though I am a Lactard!)
Feed us!

We will pay you back in whatever merch we have, plus love, and kisses of course!


So please, help us!
We have been waiting for this tour for months!
We wanna see you! We wanna sing for you!
Help us get there!

Love love love.

x
J